I painted the carpet in The Boom Boom Room!
That’s not a euphemism.
You know, this may surprise some of you, but when you tell people that you are going to paint a carpet, the most common reaction is a mixture of doubt and disbelief, with a little bit of “I’m not sure I heard that correctly” thrown in for good measure.
Of course, there are some of you that would be like, “Of COURSE you’re going to paint the carpet! Because it will look TOTALLY RAD!!”
You people — the people who think that — you get it. You are my people. Because it looks totally freakin’ rad.